Geordie Shore Transcription

I: are we gunna see (.) a geordie wedding this season? (0.5) coming up?

V: no (.) we're not (.) erm I think (.) well (1) in aug- (1) hm

R: are you lost for words babe?

V: [laughs]

R: is (.) is she feelin alright? are you feelin alright?

V: I'm not lost for words (.) I'm just strugglin (.) you know /how like

R: /yeah (.) okay

V: shut up (1)

R: I can't believe this like (1) that was just on camera/

V: we don't have a wedding

R: that's never happened/

V: shut up/ (1) we have (.) sort of (.) like (.) erm (.) an engagement party (1) so it's kind of like (.) in the right direction for a wedding (.) but its not a wedding (.) so so we're moving (.) towards (.) a wedding

R: [laughs]

V: but we're still very far away from a wedding (.) don't put so much pressure on me (2)

I: I thin the worst part of planning a wedding (.) it must be a lot of hassle

V: I (.) can't (.) literally (.) I'm so dreadin (.) the point where I have to do something like that (.) you realize we've just had our engagement party (.) for like (.) for all out friends and our family (.)

R: the family obviously couldn't get the (.) couldn't come on the (.) /show though/

V: /and err/ (.) it was (.) the most stressful time (.) tryna plan it (.) and

R: so much planning (.) and so /much organizing/

V: /oh/ yeah Ricci (.) I bet you're knackered (.) after all that planning are you? (1) yeah (.) all those decisions you had to make (.) all those emails you had to send (.) meetings with the cake baker (.) yeah (1)  he did nothing (.) until about a week before (.) where he suddenly got interested and started demanding all sorts of ridiculous things (.) which were just not possible (.) like monkeys carrying trays of drinks (1) so (.) Ricci is not gunna be part of planning the wedding (.) as he didn't plan the engagement party (.) and I'm not planning the wedding (.) until I get a team of people to help us (1) so nobody hold their breath for that

I: what (.) what would your top request for the wedding be? (.) like an elephant carrying drinks? (.) or?

R: /ju-/

V: /probably wants a water running elephant like all day/

R: /do/ you know is I don't mind about the wedding (.) but (.) I'm looking forward to the stag do (.) massively looking forward to the stag do (.) definitely vegas (.) /can't wait for it/

V: /he/ knows all the right things to say doesn't he? (.) he's just such a smooth talker (.) I'm so looking forward to being your wife (.) forever